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THROWBACK THURSDAY – DEADPOOL

Deadpool 2 hits theaters in a few hours, in anticipation let’s take a walk down memory lane and see the report card from the original.

ACTING – 5/5 – Ryan Reynolds… Green Lantern no more!

WRITING – 6/5 – For a low budget spinoff, this script shows no fear. The film takes shots at their own producers, other Marvel films, and misuse of the  Deadpool character (X-Men Origins : Wolverine).

STORY – 3/5 – There are a few dull moments where the flow of the film is broken up. A minor speed bump in the fun.

GENRE STABILITY – 4/5 – Whether you’re a die hard comic book fan or have never seen a movie in the MCU, you can follow along just fine.

DIRECTING – 3/5 – Again,  this goes back to the pace of the film, nonlinear storytelling for a goofy comedy. Due to a low budget the visual effects also suffered.

RE-WATCH FREQUENCY – 5/5 – Can be seen multiple times in the theaters with endless showings at home.  A must buy DVD or BluRay purchase.

ROASTED RIPPER TOTAL – 4.3/5

ROTTEN TOMATOES – 83% Critics VS 90% Users

IMDB – 8.0/10

FINAL THOUGHTS – Deadpool will go down as a genre redefining film. It not only broke superhero movie rules but also managed to poke fun at them, all while maintaining an original feel. A film where the Audience feels like they were part of the cast. It won’t be remembered as an award winner or the best hero movie of all time but it’s still a classic in my book!

Check back for the “Roasted Ripper Report Card” for Deadpool 2

THROWBACK THURSDAY – GHOSTBUSTERS

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In 1984 we were taken to the world of ghost hunting, or better yet the world of ghost hunting was brought to us, long before there were countless shows and movies on the subject. And with a good combination of action, suspense, some scares, and a few recognizable faces in their earlier years, “Ghostbusters” became an instant classic.

Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd lead the ensemble of now well-known faces and names that made this piece what it is. Dr. Peter Venkman (Murray) is kicked out of the college he works at and is forced to find a new job. With the help of his fellow parapsychologist friends Dr. Raymond Stantz (Aykroyd) and Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis), the three create their own ghost removal business in New York City. But there happens to be one case in particular that is far worse than the rest which threatens to bring an end to all of mankind.

Cast alongside Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis are none other than Sigourney Weaver, Rick Moranis, and Ernie Hudson. They all work well off one another with the antics between Murray and Aykroyd leading the way.

Given that this movie was made more than 30 years ago the story is good, the cinematography is good, and the different effects throughout were all good too with a few hiccups here and there which can be expected for a movie from the eighties. If this exact same movie were made today for the first time ever I’m sure there would be some differences that could have made it even better. But all in all it is still a really good movie.

Even with an updated version of “Ghostbusters” having come out (and being well received by those who saw it) earlier this year, this one is still a monumental achievement all on its own. This is a great movie and will keep viewers of all ages well entertained for the full hour and forty-five minute running time.

Roasted Ripper Score = A

9 Proton Blasters / 10

THROWBACK THURSDAY – YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN

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BRING…MR. WILDER…BECK!

With the recent passing of the great Gene Wilder it felt necessary to take a look back at one of his most marvelous, and less known and recognized great performances, in “Young Frankenstein”.

Directed by Mel Brooks, Wilder plays Fredrick Frankenstein (or Froaderick Fronkensteen as he prefers to have it pronounced) the grandson of the infamous scientist in this classic Brooks vision in the world of the well-known story.

After hearing of his grandfather’s death, Fredrick is invited to Transylvania to prove he is not as crazy as his family name suggests. And even as he adamantly expresses his disinterest in his grandfather’s work, he finds himself dragged into it to the point where he himself brings his own monster to life. As the result of an abnormality with the creature, the events that ensue are both intriguing and hilarious.

Alongside Wilder on the screen includes the likes of Marty Feldman, Terri Garr, and Peter Boyle not to mention a few familiar faces from the Mel Brooks movie world like Madeline Kahn and Cloris Leachman. There might also be a small appearance from a young man named Gene Hackman playing a blind man.

As with any comedy, especially one by Mel Brooks, there is a certain group of people who will love a film like this and another who will not. There are plenty of things you could change, but doing so would take away from the magic this film creates and is unnecessary due to the slapstick nature of it all. And if you’ve enjoyed any other projects with Brooks and Wilde involved with it, then this is just another to add to eithers library.

If you are an avid fan of comedy and are fine with straight forward jokes, laughs that are created by a play on words as well as those made by observations and complete ridiculousness, and you are able to follow the simple story and the vast humor within, you will have a great time watching this movie.

Roasted Ripper Score: A

(9 Humps/10)

Dedicated to Willy Wonka, Jim, Leo Bloom, and many other great characters better known as Gene Wilder

THROWBACK THURSDAY – KUNG POW ENTER THE FIST

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Kung Wow: Enter the Fun

In 2002 Steve Oedekerk directed, wrote, and stared in this humorous adaptation of an old style martial arts movie. Containing footage from the 1976 Hong Kong film “Hu He Shuang Xing” aka “Tiger & Crane Fists”, the producers removed the original voices and soundtrack replacing each with new versions changing the story into one of their own.

We follow The Chosen One (Oedekerk) from his infancy when his parents are killed to adulthood where he finds their killer, Master Pain aka Evil Betty (Fei Lung via archive footage), and attempts to seek his revenge. Along the way, he meets the likes of Master Tang (Hui Lou Chen – archived footage), Wimp lo (Lau Kar-wing – archived footage), and Ling (Tse Ling-ling – archived footage).

Although it obviously pokes fun at old martial arts movies, these are not the only ones on the receiving end of their jokes. ‘The Matrix’, ‘The Lion King’, and rapid close-ups all make appearances within. There are a lot of laughs to be found and not a single serious moment as this is the true definition of a ‘stupid comedy’. But like most that receive this title, that is what makes it truly great.

This is clearly a movie that is not for the serious movie goer, but if you are someone that just loves a comedy for all its ridiculous moments, then you will find this movie thoroughly entertaining. It’s combination of slapstick comedy, array of unique characters, and use of the technology at the time allowed Oedekerk to create this comedic piece.

Throwback Lesson: The chicken goes cluck-cluck and the cow goes moo. Pigs go oink-oink, how about you?

Roasted Ripper Score – B (8/10 Silly Voiceover’s)

THROWBACK THURSDAY – CANDYMAN

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Candyman…Candyman…Candyman…Candyman…

In 1992, the legend of Candyman came to life as it followed the same path as the Bloody Mary mirror trick we all learned as children. The only difference, Bloody Mary could be bloody scary whereas Candyman probably could have been.

The story takes us to the rougher parts of Chicago where there is a legend of a murdered slave who can be summoned by repeating his name five times into a mirror. Virginia Madsen plays a skeptical grad student who wants to study the myth to see if it is true. She comes to find out, that it is.

Tony Todd plays the title character (a.k.a. Daniel Robitaille) with his hook hand and creepy tone of voice. He comes to show Helen Lyle (Madsen) that he is most definitely real and he has come to make her life a living hell.

There are a few bright spots with a jump scare here and a comical moment there. But this is where the entertainment ends. It is very slow paced, a mostly dull story, and plenty of other directions it could have gone which would have made it a hundred times better. Eerie as the possibilities might be, this movie left a lot to be desired and gave an open invitation to anyone who might be able to present it in a much more fantastical way.

The overall idea of the story is a fairly decent one, but where this movie falls short is in its ability to tell the tale.

Throwback Lesson: As unenjoyable as it may have been, still don’t risk summoning the Candyman by saying his name five times (the same goes for saying Bloody Mary three times in a dark bathroom towards a mirror with your eyes closed).

ROASTED RIPPER SCORE – D (6/10 Bees in the Mouth)

THROWBACK THURSDAY – THE NEVERENDING STORY

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The Story That Never Ended in Our Hearts

Only the kids from a certain generation can truly appreciate what a movie like The NeverEnding Story did for them and their childhood. Although there are noticeable differences from how it might be remembered and how it really is, this is still an imaginative story that even kids today could find joy in.

The NeverEnding Story was brought to us in 1984 by director Wolfgang Petersen as he took us to a world none of us would have ever been able to think up on our own. The story follows the young boy Bastian (Barret Oliver) who is dealing with his mother death and a group of bullies. After taking shelter from them in an old book store, Bastian is introduced to a story he is told is unlike any other he has read. Curiosity gets the best of him and he ‘borrows’ the book to see for himself.

He takes the book to the attic of his school (which I wasn’t aware schools had) and begins to read as he’s taken to the world of Fantasia where the Nothing threatens to wipe it out if a hero doesn’t come to stop it. The unlikely hero known as Atreyu (Noah Hathaway) comes forth and offers to stop the Nothing. He journeys across Fantasia dealing with such obstacles as the Swamps of Sadness, the Magic Mirror Gate, and the Southern Oracle and meeting characters like the Rockbiter, G’mork, Engywook and Urgl, and Falkor.

The story as a whole is very imaginative and off the edge as Petersen’s mind creates a wondrous world. Given that it was made in 1984, the visuals are stunning for that time as the effects rival some of that which we see in movies today (which is a scary thought). Where some viewers might get lost is in the story itself and its ability to jump about from one random situation to another. The ultimate goal is clear as day, but the route taken to get there can seem out of whack at times. And with its PG (PG-13 back then) rating, this can be watched by kids of all ages, but might also scary some of those same kids with its characters.

It may not be the best movie ever made (or even one in the top ten or fifty even) and yet it is still a movie that any kids from the 80’s and 90’s will know just at the calling of its name.

Throwback Lesson: Never underestimate the power of books. They allow your imagination to run wild, take you to places you otherwise couldn’t go to (sometimes even literally), and they let you create their world in your own mind rather than watching someone else’s vision of that same world on a screen.

ROASTED RIPPER SCORE: B (7.5/10 Lucky Dragons)

THROWBACK THURSDAY – THE COVE

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A Deep Secret in Shallow Water’s

In 2009, Louie Psihoyos brought us a chilling documentary which covered an issue that many don’t even know still exists. Before Blackfish showed us the behavior of wildlife in captivity, Psihoyos revealed The Cove.

Psihoyos follows former renowned dolphin trainer and catcher Richard ‘Ric’ O’Barry as he has taken a new stance on these marvelous sea creatures and how they should be treated. O’Barry’s views changed as the original dolphin known as Flipper died in his arms and he knew then and there that these animals were not meant to be captured and used for profit.

After years of trying to free as many captured dolphins as he could around the world, O’Barry then learned of the horrors that were taking place in Taijii, Japan. Here, dolphins are reeled into a terrible trap where they are then sold alive for $150,000 apiece or dead/murdered for $6,000 apiece. The live ones can be seen from a spot on shore, but the ones that are murdered are taken to a cove that no outsider can get to with the level of security there is.

Psihoyos, O’Barry, and a group of activists they’ve composed attempt to try and sneak into restricted areas around the cove so they can reveal to the rest of the world what is really going on there.

Documentaries are always good for showing its audience what they normally wouldn’t see. And this film is no different. With disturbing images throughout and some unsettling truths about the world we live in, this film might just open a few eyes and allow people to see the bigger picture. There is also a good cast of people from Psihoyos and O’Barry to the folks trying to push them away (including a man known as Private Space). Some of the imagery may be too much from some viewers which might be enough to draw them away from this film. But if you think you can stomach the unthinkable realism of it, The Cove is a must see for any documentary fan.

Throwback Lesson: If you believe in a cause enough, fight for it. Don’t sit around expecting others to fight for it in your stead.

Roasted Ripper Score – A

THROWBACK THURSDAY – SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE

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Who Wants to be a Slumdog Millionaire?

In 2008 director Danny Boyle brought viewers the Oscar Award winning story of a young boy who meets the love of his life and shows that he is willing to do anything for her as they progress from children to adults.

The story begins with an older Jamal Malik (Dev Patel) as he sits in the hot seat of India’s version of the most popular game show at the time ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire?’ He is accused of cheating on the show and forced to reflect on his difficult childhood as he made his way from the slums of Mumbai to having a shot at twenty million rupees (equivalent to one million US dollars) and how he knew the answers to the question’s he was asked up to his arrest. Along the way, he searches for the girl he loves (Freida Pinto) as this is his one and only true goal in the film.

Dev Patel and Freida Pinto make their big screen debuts as they play the older versions of the children we meet early on in the movie. And each of their performances are done well as you really believe they are the adults the kid you meet them as turn out to be. The movie as a whole has a very fast pace with slow moments where they are necessary for story development. But the roller coaster ride it takes you on keeps you on board as you want to see where things go next and how the next series of events ends up.

It also gives viewers a great look at the horrors, tribulations, and overall situation that is being felt by so many people who live within the real life slums of India. This is done best by the casting of tactual kids from the slums to play the kid versions of the three main characters. Aside from this, anyone who feels they are in a bad spot within their own world and they think things can’t get any worse should watch this film as it will give them an idea of just how bad things could really be.

The movie tells a great love story with a wonderful adventure wrapped around it to keep you following it all. The camera shots and techniques that are used are all very unique and far different than most movies that are even made today. There’s not much to criticize here so I won’t be doing so.

Throwback Lesson: If you see a group of people coming at you with sticks and other weapons, don’t just stand there. RUN.

Roasted Ripper Score – Q & A+

THROWBACK THURSDAY – MURDER BY DEATH

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Throwback Review of the Week: Murder by Death

By Kevin A’Hern

If Condition Don’t Change, This Movie Funny

This week we take you back to the year 1976 where we look at one of the greatest comedies of all time, Murder by Death. The creative minds of writer Neil Simon and director Robert Moore bring a movie with laughs along the same lines as what can be found in Airplane and anything from Monty Python. So if you’ve seen these movies and others like them, you will absolutely love this masterpiece.

The story follows five well known murder mystery writers who are all brought together to a secluded house where they are put in a scenario that forces them to use the skills they have all developed over the years. The mystery they are all brought there to solve: A series of murders that occur right under their noses.

The magnificent cast includes the likes of Eileen Brennan (Clue), James Coco (The Cheap Detective), Peter Falk (The Princess Bride), Alec Guinness (Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope), Peter Sellers (The Pink Panther Strikes Again), and Truman Capote (author of In Cold Blood) amongst the many other talents that fill this comedy classic.

It is obvious that many people are afraid to go back this far into the past, but for this, as well as all the others mentioned above, it is a must see for anyone who claims to be a comedy fan. Given the time period it was shot in it is easy for one to pick apart any little issues their might be within it. But if you are able to look past any and all of those and just enjoy the greatness that is this movie, you certainly won’t be disappointed and will more than likely be drawn into any other movies these tremendous actors performed in.

And now, this week’s TBLEU (Throwback Lesson for Everyday Use)

Throwback Lesson: Never look too closely. See big picture. Things not always as seem, and seeming’s not always as thing. (watch movie and maybe you get word usage) And be weary of cow on wall.

Roasted Ripper Score – A

THROWBACK THURSDAY – DEAD SILENCE

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Throwback Review of the Week: Dead Silence

By Kevin A’Hern

Who’s The Dummy Now?

“Beware the stare of Mary Shaw / She had no children only dolls / And if you see her in your dreams / Be sure you never ever scream.”

In honor of his 11th directed movie having just come out a week ago (Conjuring 2), we take a look back at one of James Wan’s first film’s in which he not only directed but also co-wrote.

In 2007 James Wan brought us Dead Silence which tells the eerie old school style ghost story of Mary Shaw (Judith Roberts). Jamie Ashen (Ryan Kwanten) returns to his hometown of Ravens Fair after the gruesome death of his wife. But lurking in the shadows of the waning town are a series of mysterious deaths thought to be the work of a murdered ventriloquist out for revenge against the families who murdered her.

The positives of this movie are that it’s filled with jump scares, a few humorous lines and moments, and a ghost story that will make you never want to scream again. The biggest negative is that it is a very slow moving movie. Although it has you rattled from the get go, the story as a whole progress’s at a very slow pace as it takes until about thirty minutes in to really pick up a head of steam. You might be drawn in too much to realize this, but this was something picked up by this reviewer.

If you are looking for a good way to spend an hour and a half and you have a craving for something scary, this would be near the top of the list if not occupying the number one spot.

And with each throwback movie we review, we want to express the lesson we learned from this week’s movie in a bit called Throwback Lesson for Everyday Use (TBLEU).

Throwback Lesson: Never tell a ventriloquist you can see their lips moving and if you see Mary Shaw in your dreams (or behind you right now) “Be sure to never ever scream”.

ROASTED RIPPER SCORE – B+